A Nice Change

Well today was a bit of a positive experience because I didn't have to next through the weirdos, pervs, and dudes laying in bed to find someone normal.  I ran into a pair of very nice German girls from Berlin on the very first 'partner'.  They were at their grandma's 65th birthday party and explained that they were bored.  The blond was the only one that I ever saw and it was explained to me that it was her cousin doing the typing because she didn't know English well enough to type it out.  Her cousin who was typing explained that she was shy and that's why they both weren't on camera.  I couldn't help but to laugh and express my understanding of the lack of shame on the world wide web and not to mention on chatroulette.  We both got a kick out of each other, I was entertained by watching them laugh at me and listening to the German conversation in the background.  They seemed to enjoy me laughing and smiling at them as well as trying to understand some of the language barrier.  I chose not to try and surf for any others because this was such a nice change for once of not having to sift through the garbage to find someone entertaining.

Last One for the Night

I was on for a bit longer than usual tonight and after surfing through the oh-too-many penises, I came upon a Pringles container.  Almost immediately, a hand came in and moved it and behind the can was a picture with a funny face that had inscribed below it, 'make this face'.  I laughed because I don't know if you can get anymore random than that.  Couldn't help but to ask why the Pringles container and with a simple response said, "why not? who doesn't love Pringles" ...touche, ha-ha! I knew I wouldn't be able to make the face but gave it a messed up but hilarious try.  Dude laughed and told me to have a nice night and moved on. 

Good for a laugh

It was a bit slow but then I came across this user that supplied me with a good laugh and a smile if only for a moment.  I wasn't able to read what the sign said due to the grainy image and the fact that it was turned on its side.  So like I'm sure you're doing now, I turned my head and moved in a bit closer to read it.  Well when I did that, a hand came from the right side of the screen and put in the tally mark closest to the top.  It was at that moment that I quickly understood what was going on and laughed from the randomness and cleverness of this user.


Then there was these two, who immediately pulled his shirt up and started to move his flabby stomach in a wave pattern and I couldn't help to laugh at the random and retardedness of these two.  Broadcasting from Germany, they asked me to show them a talent so I drew them a quick picture and laughed.  I then made the comment that I hope their talent isn't pulling their shirt up like that and we shared a laugh and moved on.

Like a Box of Chocolates

Within seconds of popping up into the world of these two, I was greeted with their goofy faces and I had to stop my 'nexting' and say hello.  I learned that my unorthodox introduction came all the way from Belgium.  With only a few lines in, they admitted to be smoking marijuana.  Holding the joint up to the camera both of them decided to inhale and as if they've done it before blew the smoke entertainingly into the camera.  Needless to say I was slightly entertained by these two originals.  With their image being slightly grainy I had to ask if the hair was real or a wig.  He took down whatever was holding is green, dreaded hair up and shook it as if to throw out whatever was living in it.  It was real, and the semi normal looking kid pulled at his 2 inch hair to show me that it was real as well; again, entertaining me.  The following image was from the beginning of our conversation and me getting a good laugh.

You must be this tall to ride Chatroulette

Surfing late night I came across this semi cute blonde.  I was talking to her for a few minutes, just small talk and I thought there might be something odd about what I was seeing because she wasnt moving to much and was blinking a bit.  She explained that she was stood up and I shared my sympathy and thought maybe that explained her blank-less look and lack of motion.  A few minutes later she asked if I would help cheer her up and balance a shoe on my head and that's when I called her out and told her I would if she held up two fingers.  That is when a 14 year old boy from Las Vegas came clean with his prank and laughed and admitted to using a looped video and uses it to get dudes to balance shoes on their head.  I laughed and talked to him for a while and asked how many people does he get to do that?  He responded explaining more than there should be, ha ha.  He told me about his myspace page and I expressed my enthusiasm to him that he should start a blog about it because it is pretty hilarious and original.  I then told him that he had to change her because she was freaking me out a little, theeeen he clicked through a few of them freaking me out on almost everyone of them until he stopped at Jessica Alba and was little easier to deal with (as long as she wasn't acting).

Here are some of his screen shots from getting different dudes to balance shoes on their heads,

Here are some of the freakish looped videos this kid had,